[Alex Murphy]

I've got the drinks, may I join you? Don't forget to point the sofa towards the window. We don't want to miss the fireworks. Pope Ron Popeil I should be showing up soon.

Ahem - that's Pope Peil I, pocket-fisher of men. He's already granted me a Cardinalship, based upon his adoption of my suggestion for a new baptismal mode (spray-on).

[Ex-Wretch]

"Ahem - that's Pope Peil I, pocket-fisher of men. He's already granted me a Cardinalship, based upon his adoption of my suggestion for a new baptismal mode (spray-on)."

Yes, and what of the multitude of indulgences granted for those attaining a holey-in-one on the proposed papal par 3 course?

[Revelation 911]

He's already granted me a Cardinalship

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