To: drstevej; BlackElk; sitetest; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; Hermann the Cherusker; Desdemona
Well, the project is up and rolling along fine.
However appealing the 'OCP's Greatest Hits' and 'Kumbaya' items were, however, sitetest, applying your philosophical underpinnings to the subjects of interest might result in something entirely different.
For the review of BlackElk, STILL the Lord Inquisitor nominee, might I also suggest a group of children reciting the Nicene Creed and the prayer to St. Michael on endless-loop.
This might result in some extremely entertaining convulsions from the Subjects as various spirits depart from their temporary earthly abodes.
AFTER the departures, the pirhana- or chemical-enhanced baths would make an interesting second stage.
Of course, we will need some funding, even for the discounted equipment we can get from Baghdad, Hermann; thus, my suggestion is that we sell the bullets (fraggers, of course) and rent the pistols to abused parishioners/Diocesan residents. I do NOT mean to those who were physically abused--they will pay top dollar for front-row seats. I mean to those who were forced to watch their Churches become McDonald's restaurants and who were forced to listen to the Kumbayas, OCP hits, etc., etc., in the pews.
Say, $25.00/round (only one per shooter) and pistol rental of $5.00.
319 posted on
06/11/2003 7:10:48 AM PDT by
ninenot
(Joe McCarthy was RIGHT, but Drank Too Much)
To: ninenot; BlackElk; sitetest; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; Hermann the Cherusker; Desdemona
You know it's great to see some competetion among my Inquisitors... stimulates creativity.
I purchased a gross (and believe me that is the right amount) of Hillary's new book on casettes. These should not be neglected! Also got a truckload of those promo posters of the Queen of Hell to use as wall paper in the executive suites of the Torquemada Inn.
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