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To: Hermann the Cherusker; Notwithstanding; Calvinist_Dark_Lord
***Maybe Pope Piel I can figure out a way to do this.***

Why do you think I have Calvinist_Dark _Lord as Head Inquisitor? He isn't under RCC authority, yet he thinks a Calvinist Pope is a way cool idea!

***Wouldn't it be great though if the Fr. Shanley's of the world were called to the Vatican and burned at the stake in St. Peter's Square?***

A Servetus Special ??? Sure, it's been done before.

***Or better yet, taken out on the high seas and thrown overboard with a millstone around their neck? ***

Please, leave this to the professionals. CDL, what do you suggest.....
308 posted on 06/10/2003 8:16:12 PM PDT by drstevej
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To: drstevej; CCWoody
Please, leave this to the professionals. CDL, what do you suggest.....

Well your fishy essence, Since you do need to set the tone of your Reign on the Chair of St. Peter, you need to make the Papacy unique to your particular tastes and inclinations.

While i'm partial to burning due to my background, i generally prefer chemical burns, less trauma that way, and much more amusement for a longer period of time, progress you see.

Still, in keeping with the tone of your Papacy...how about a large pool of holy water filled with hungry pirrana fish, and a block and tackle to lower the heretic into the pool slowly. Leave his feet free so as to add to his despair (good for extracting confessions). Of course, tourniquets and "cut downs" are required to keep the subject from bleeding out prematurly when the femoral arteries are consumed. Should he confess and recant, simply release the tension and allow him to be completely immersed. It would at least show the infidels that you are serious and innovative

It also has the added benefit of providing the climate for blessing and exorcism.

Might i suggest CC Woody for the position of exorcist, seeing as how i seem to have this department under control?

315 posted on 06/10/2003 9:37:46 PM PDT by Calvinist_Dark_Lord (I have come here to kick @$$ and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta bubblegum! -Roddy Piper)
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