O'Reilly was declared infallible by the Third Vatican Council held secretly by Call to Action in a secret location in San Francisco. Adam Weishaupt made a return appearance to preside. The motion was made in honor of Madelyn Murray O'Hair by a VOTF delegate, one James Carroll of the Boston Globe. The Third Vatican Council also established NAMBLA as the ruling authority of all things AmChurch. Note that O'Reilly favors "gay rights" and disfavors execution, has few objections to abortion, has had apparently Catholic ancestors. Rumor has it that he is the secret candidate of AmChurch for the papacy and that his platform includes giving Richard McBrien and Hans Kung red hats. Post conclave party at Rembert's. Take turns in the 3-Man Hot Tub!
NW: Imagine, you are supposed to be the bad guy here! My apologies for not arriving sooner.
No problem.
My blood was boiling for only a few hours.