The Mass Warp
(Lyrics by Pope Piel I)
It's astounding, trads are fleeing
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
SSPXers will take control
I remember them doing the Mass Warp
Loathing those moments when
Vatican II would hit me and the NO would be calling
Let's do the mass warp again...
Let's do the mass warp again!
Its just a clown on the left
A topless reader the right
Shake hands with your neighbor
Not a Tabernacle in sight
But it's Protestant twist that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Mass Warp again!