[OrthodoxPresbyterian]

I suspected this situation might draw your interest. Astonishing that this loathsome secret cabal of sodomite priests should be so bold in attacking those who are obedient to orthodox Christian doctrine. A statement like the one these priests issued virtually demanded a line-by-line O.P. vivisection. I have to agree with Revelation911's suggestion that 'you'll find the select fire switch next to the trigger guard. I'd suggest the "semi" setting LOL'.

(Shrugs) Sometime I encounter a situation which tangentially reminds me of the fact that the American Presbyterian Church (to which I have covenanted myself, of sorts), which was largely responsible for the Independence of these United States (at least in terms of blood and bullets)...

...is now largely useless (if not actually counter-productive) to Her as a guiding Biblical watch-guard. Largely because of the infiltration of Pseudo-Christians, and pseudo-christian arguments, very much like those above. Even when it concerns the Roman Catholic Church (an institution for which I would usually have little favorable passion), it gets my dander up, and I'm compelled to out-do myself.

At least, that's my present excuse for entering the conversation with all guns blazing. (As if you'd expect otherwise)

Best, OP

At this point, OP wanders off, cleaning his rhetorical machine-guns -- curiously intrigued by the idea that there is such a thing as a "NON-autofire" setting, a concept he has never (of course) considered...

;-)

[ninenot]

It occurred to me that your post was really "full-auto."

However, as you age, (experience speaking here) it's often useful to move the switch to the 'semi-auto' mode.

Save some ammo/energy for the WHOLE argument, not just the easy pickins...