[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

I don't suppose a Vatican council of progressive, orthodox, and neo-modernist bishops would solve the problem. Maybe Henry Kissinger or Koffi Annan would have a few ideas.

Well, at least Rembert Weakland is not in charge of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. He would want to renovate, of course. Or the American Jesuits. They would remove all the sacred art, add garish shag carpeting, and turn it into a "multi-purpose room." For "multicultural" students, of course. One wonders....Does "Call to Action" ever "act up" in any of the holy sites in the Holy Land?

[eastsider]

I'm surprised there's not another fight over who gets to rise from the tomb first -- Osama or Saddam.