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We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files
We’d like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It’s a little secret, just the Robinson’s affair
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates’ depate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you’ve got to choose
Ev’ry way you look at it you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you
(Woo woo woo)
What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson
‘Joltin Joe’ has left and gone away?
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)

That's funny! Don't any of you people laugh?

It's in poor taste, given his marital status. Does Illbay's wife know he's advertising? Illbay's not exactly "young" anymore (and neither is his wife, I'd guess). Why does he want young girls to find him really cute? Sorry, but I don't think any married man should give his wife any reason to think he's not fully committed to honoring his marraige vows. Nor do I think he should lead her to believe he's not attracted to her anymore. I would hope this is just a joke, but I'd think it would be offensive to his wife, not to mention offensive (what else is new?) to "gay males".

Most importantly, does his wife think it's funny? That's really all I need to know.

You will go to the moonies
You'll probably be heading there soonies
Someday flowers will grow there
But first you've got to go there
Oh, You will go to the moonies
There are quakers there, maybe they're earth quakers,,
(ooo, you gonna get it)

You will live in the stars
Your backyard will probably be Mars
You will ride a crater scooter
And eat off your computer with the built-in censor, ooh
Oh you will live in the stars

(All)
Your stellar smile will always beam
Knowing you're home and home to stay
And you'll look down upon the earth
And say, "I can't believe we ever lived that way!"

You will go to the moonies
There's plans for a hotel and a lagoon
You'll be savoring a star fruit
And kicking off your moonboot
Oh you will go to the moonies

Hey, you will go to the moonies
A paradise to rival Cancun coo coo choo
And one side's always sunny
You'll be raking in the money
Oh you get paid by the moonies

(All)
It's been our most abiding dream
And a dream is an easy sell
And when the tourists come in droves
You'll be the big cheese on that orbiting rondelle

(Eckleburd sings solo)
You will go to the moonies
Daring pioneers will call the looney tunies

(vocal solo)

(Jesse)
Take it home...

Ah someday flowers will grow there
But first you got to go there
Oh you will go to the moonies
I'm gonna tell ya, you will go to the moonies
One more! You will go to the moonies!