Humor break
You might be in a "alternate faith group of poor theology" if...
Your leader’s prophecies must be spell checked first.
Special music is performed by the leader’s eight wives and thier children
The parking lot has designated spaces for aliens...next to the BMW
Fatigues must be worn at the church retreat.
The sacred writings are kept in a three-ring binder or clip board.
The church motto is "In Bob (or donuts) We Trust."
Services are canceled because the rattlesnakes got loose....again
.... The church motto is "In Bob (or donuts) We Trust."
.... Services are canceled because the rattlesnakes got loose....again
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You are straying from the original text, REV!
You probably also promote the NIV! I will inform Jack Chick. Expect a tract unmasking your New Age agenda!