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LDS General Conference - On Now
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ^
| April 5, 2003
| The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Posted on 04/05/2003 8:59:19 AM PST by T. P. Pole
173rd Annual General Conference
Internet Broadcast
Saturday and Sunday, 5 and 6 April 2003
In order to serve a larger audience, video streams will only be available in the archives.
The general priesthood meeting will be held on 5 April at 6:00 p.m. This meeting will not be broadcast over the Internet. Priesthood bearers are encouraged to attend the meeting at their local stake centers or other meetinghouses where the session will be broadcast.
To listen to general conference, follow these steps: 1. Download and install a multimedia player. 2. Click on a link under Available Streams for the language in which you wish to listen.
If you experience technical difficulties, try using the information on the How to Listen page.
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TOPICS: Current Events; Other Christian; Worship
KEYWORDS: generalconference; lds; mormon
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To: CARepubGal
Oh, you've seen the Grand Rapids weather forcast?
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posted on
04/06/2003 5:14:06 AM PDT
by
Wrigley
To: P-Marlowe; Alex Murphy; ksen; Wrigley; CCWoody; RnMomof7; ponyespresso; fishtank; scripter; ...
Your Caption ???
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posted on
04/06/2003 12:13:17 PM PDT
by
drstevej
To: drstevej
Announcer: Contestant number one, what is your name and what do you do?
Contestant: My name is Gordon B. Hinkley and I am a true prophet of God.
Announcer: Contestant number two, what is your name and what do you do....
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posted on
04/06/2003 12:49:38 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(The weather outside is frightsome, but here it's white and delightsome..)
To: drstevej
The look the [FR 5th]comes to your door with.
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posted on
04/06/2003 12:53:14 PM PDT
by
Wrigley
To: P-Marlowe; Wrigley; scripter; JesseShurun; Revelation 911; Alex Murphy; fishtank
Caption: Hi, I'm Elder La-a-a-a-a-a-mb and we're in the neighborhood talkin' about Family Home Evening. M-i-i-i-i-i-i-nd if we come in?
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posted on
04/06/2003 12:53:40 PM PDT
by
drstevej
To: drstevej
Response:
Family home evening? If family is so important, why is your contact with your family limited for the two years of your proselytizing career?
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:00:34 PM PDT
by
Wrigley
To: drstevej; P-Marlowe; Alex Murphy; ksen; Wrigley; CCWoody; RnMomof7; fishtank; scripter
"Why Elder Lamb, what big teeth you have!"
"All the better to share this other testament of Joseph Smith..oops, er, Jesus Christ."
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:12:11 PM PDT
by
ponyespresso
(that Elder Lamb, he sure is a mutton for punishment, eh?)
To: Wrigley; drstevej
And Elder lamb, why can you not return home for family funerals or contact your mom by phone anytime other than Mother's day or Christmas?
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:16:47 PM PDT
by
CARepubGal
(I am an FR Meteorologist)
To: drstevej; P-Marlowe; Alex Murphy; ksen; Wrigley; CCWoody; RnMomof7; ponyespresso; fishtank; ...
I've said it before, I'll say it again...
Any religion that forsakes coffee worships a false god! |
I really think that should clear up any doubts in anyone's mind.<
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:18:13 PM PDT
by
ponyespresso
(that Elder Lamb, he sure is a mutton for punishment, eh?)
To: Wrigley; drstevej; scripter; JesseShurun; Revelation 911; Alex Murphy; fishtank
The Sure Sign of the LDS' Eternal Reward:
And you thought you were going to become a God. Isaiah 43:10
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:29:00 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(FOFRM The weather outside is frightsome, but here it's so white and delightsome.)
To: ponyespresso
Everyone can drink to that.
Well, almost everyone.
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:30:53 PM PDT
by
Wrigley
To: ponyespresso
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:32:02 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(FOFRM The weather outside is frightsome, but here it's so white and delightsome.)
To: ponyespresso
This is, as far as I know, a true story: when coffee was introduced to Europe by Muslims, some people regarded it as an Islamic drink that should be prohibited, and sent a petition to the Pope to that effect. He decided to try it himself, and said something like "This is too good to leave only for infidels."
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posted on
04/06/2003 1:41:17 PM PDT
by
A.J.Armitage
(Christ died for the ungodly.)
To: A.J.Armitage
One of the first actual appearances of coffee in Europe during the reign of Pope Clement VIII. The brew was then known to be the drink of choice of Moslems. This immediately alarmed the Vatican who wanted to outlaw the brew as an invention of Satan. The pope,however, had the desire to know learn more about the beverage and fell immediately in love with its aroma. Tempted, he tried a cupful and decided that it was "too good to leave to the infidels," and instead of banning it, he "baptized" it as "a truly Christian beverage."
From :
http://www.don-francisco.com/greatmomentsincoffee.asp
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posted on
04/06/2003 2:22:04 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(FOFRM The weather outside is frightsome, but here it's so white and delightsome.)
To: P-Marlowe; A.J.Armitage
I read a story in the Ensign magazine (I'm still not sure if it's a "offical" publication of the LDS church but it's close enough if it ain't) that actually told of this young Mormon* soldier going off to fight in WWII. He saw everyone else in his unit drinking coffee and then, worn down by the pressure, actually started drinking coffee. This of course opened up the door for him to start drinking alcohol and run around with loose women.
All becase he had a hot cup of joe.
*is this the word that everyone is all up in arms about?
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posted on
04/07/2003 12:27:34 PM PDT
by
ponyespresso
(Don't drink, don't chew and don't go with girls that do)
To: ponyespresso
So Coffee leads to loose women, huh? I suppose that explains the popularity of Starbucks.
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posted on
04/07/2003 12:37:28 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(FOFRM: The weather outside is frightsome, but here it's white and delightsome.)
To: P-Marlowe
So Coffee leads to loose women, huh? I suppose that explains the popularity of Starbucks. Starbucks, eh? If regular coffee leads to loose women, can you even imagine what a Double Grande Latte sets you up for? (shudder)
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posted on
04/07/2003 12:46:31 PM PDT
by
ponyespresso
(Don't drink, don't chew and don't go with girls that do)
To: ponyespresso
This of course opened up the door for him to start drinking alcohol and run around with loose women.Or maybe it was just because he was, you know, hanging out with a bunch of soldiers.
Do you suppose that since Christians and Muslims drink coffee, and Mormons don't, there might be some hidden connection between coffee and monotheism?
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posted on
04/07/2003 2:54:24 PM PDT
by
A.J.Armitage
(Christ died for the ungodly.)
To: A.J.Armitage
This of course opened up the door for him to start drinking alcohol and run around with loose women.***
Blessings from the Lord for keeping the Words of Wisdom
Obedience to gospel law, including the Word of Wisdom, brings temporal and spiritual blessings.
18 And all saints who remember to keep and do these sayings, walking in obedience to the commandments, shall receive health in their navel and marrow to their bones;
19 And shall find wisdom and great treasures of knowledge, UObedience to gospel law, including the Word of Wisdom, brings temporal and spiritual blessings. even hidden treasures;
20 And shall run and not be weary, and shall walk and not faint.
21 And I, the Lord, give unto them a promise, that the destroying angel shall pass by them, as the children of Israel, and not slay them. Amen.
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posted on
04/07/2003 4:02:04 PM PDT
by
restornu
( Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment)
To: ponyespresso
If regular coffee leads to loose women, can you even imagine what a Double Grande Latte sets you up for?Run man! Being within five feet is enough to catch an incurable disease!
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posted on
04/07/2003 7:45:11 PM PDT
by
A.J.Armitage
(Christ died for the ungodly.)
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