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(Rednecks Only) How close to the family tree can you marry and not have messed up kids?
Posted on 02/27/2003 9:20:59 PM PST by PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
No preppey city folks in here k?
TOPICS: Moral Issues
KEYWORDS: cousinit
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To: angelo; SoothingDave; CindyDawg; JHavard
Ping y'all, and smoke em if ya got em.
Mack
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
LOL!! Let's hope the leftist lurkers don't see this. They may think the sterotype is true. (sarcasm). Heck, they already do! ;-)
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:23:48 PM PST
by
Pyro7480
(+ Vive Jesus! (Live Jesus!) +)
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
No preppey city folks in here k? LOL! I think I qualify. I was born in a blue-collar suburb of Detroit, and grew up in rural Wisconsin. Cow manure and fresh-mown hay smells like home!
Is there something you and Becky haven't told us? ;o)
I think if yer basic redneck fundamentalist sticks with what the Holy Bible has to say on the subject, he'll be fine!
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:24:42 PM PST
by
malakhi
(fundamentalist unitarian)
To: Pyro7480
You might be a redneck if you go to family party's looking for a date.
Mack
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
Most of the good ol' boys in the Bible are rednecks.
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:30:45 PM PST
by
malakhi
(fundamentalist unitarian)
To: angelo
I have a great red neck book around here and can't find it :(
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:35:20 PM PST
by
CindyDawg
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
No preppey city folks in here k?That's not cricket, old man, but it is your thread. Buffy and I will make ourselves scarce.
-Jeffrey
To: angelo
Rule #2 (I just thunk it) If you have never mixed Beechnut chewing tabacco and Super Bubble Gum together and hit a moving target at 10 paces, you will have to do so, and post pictures proving you have done it before you can post to this thread.
BigMack
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
What I really like, is how you can not insult rednecks by calling them a redneck.
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
Reglur $5 cover?
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:43:00 PM PST
by
Starwind
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
How 'bout this? Catch a mess of fish before dawn, go back to shore, filet them, and panfry them for breakfast.
Or be able to do two of the following three: hook a cow up to a milking machine, bale hay, or put up a snow fence.
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:45:18 PM PST
by
malakhi
(fundamentalist unitarian)
To: CindyDawg
You're ok, anybody that don't know you can find a million redneck jokes on Googly has to be dumb enough to be a Redneck. :)
Help me keep an eye out for them city folks, they be the ones using them BIG WORDS k?
BigMack
To: CindyDawg
What I really like, is how you can not insult rednecks by calling them a redneck. Yep.
Now, what would be a one-word name for someone who is not a redneck? Any suggestions?
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:48:20 PM PST
by
malakhi
(fundamentalist unitarian)
To: angelo
LOL...don't forget "cow tipping" and "cow patty flinging."
BigMack
To: Jeff Chandler
To be a true redneck, it has to be passed to you by your kin. If you try really hard though you can be adopted into the family. It's not easy and few are able to meet the high standards, but hey, give it a try. If you want, we'll pray for you.
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
Googley? A chaw?
To: PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain
LOL...don't forget "cow tipping" and "cow patty flinging." That's just for fun. I'm talking about work! If you wear a tie to work, you definitely aren't a redneck. If you got your milk and eggs from the barn rather than from a store, you are probably a redneck.
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posted on
02/27/2003 9:52:03 PM PST
by
malakhi
(fundamentalist unitarian)
To: Starwind
$5 cover?2 qts 30 w, or any spare 1968 dodge transmission parts will get ya in.
BigMack
To: angelo
Well, if you are wearing the cow tie you got for you birthday that moo's then you might be a redneck.
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