This is a wish on your part, I see.
You'd better hope to hell not.
Podiatry is not a thriving practice in third-world countries.
Actually, I could manage quite well, thanks. I have worked in factories, retail sales, carpentry, construction, I've been a bouncer and an appliance deliveryman, and I'm quite a good gardener when I want to be.
I could live with a little hardship if that's what it took to uproot the culture of death and return this country to its Christian roots. It looks as though only Divine Intervention will straighten out the moral sewer this once great nation has become.
This may be one of the most idiotic things you have ever posted. I imagine in part it comes from your lack of experience in third world nations as well as your desire to belittle and demean Polycarp.