[A.J.Armitage]

See this stuff I have in this box right here? I dug it out of my chicken-yard. It ISN'T what you think it is, it's PURE GOLD!!!

AND it's got writing! I traslated it with a seer stone. It's right here in this other testament of Jesus Christ.

If you don't believe it, you're demon-spawn! It's got to be true: see how much of it's also in the KJV...

[Illbay]

Since I realize you can't translate a bloomin' thing unless you got the divil whisperin' in your ear, I'll just smirk and pass on that silly statement.

Bottom line, you can declare whatever you want to; that don't make it sacred truth.

A prophet spoke, and the word came from Cumorah, and the world is changed forever, despite the puny efforts of misbegotten followers of darkness like yourself.

You will NEVER extinguish that light; you won't even succeed in driving it underground as you did more than eighteen centuries ago.

It's there for all to see. The rock is cut out of the mountain without hands, and no pitiful hand of a man can stay its inevitable progress.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is the ONLY true and living Church of God and His Christ on the face of this world. Join or stay in darkness. The Lord has given it to you to choose.

So far, I can't say I think much of your prospects.