Maybe I'm just a sourpuss, but I honestly think the thread has conspicuously failed to be humorous.
(Actually, I fear that my sense of humor is too sublime for this thread [Psalm 2:4].)
Anyway, when OP comes back, the real controversy will automatically move back to the threads were he temporarily left off posting. I was actually just serving notice that Jael was not finished--in fact, that she has not even started to address OP's position.