Chill out little buddy, I didn't write that, someone else did. But it was funny.
What mess am I in?
Arminianism is the Lie of Eden masquerading as the gospel.
Beware of this. Also, beware of shaping your faith as a potentially hollow anti-Romanism.
That being said, I maintain that you ought to go back and face the music of all the arguments which OP offered. He was correct. You had no Scripturally objective answers to any of them. You just griped and called him a heretic.
(Now, why do you suppose that is? Are you a Romanist at heart after all? [grin])