[sola gracia]

Not an issue as we are predestined to walk in the light :>)

Amen! sister Amen! Preach it!!

[cebadams]

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it.



How many Islamic fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
300 million --- one to take out the old one, the rest to look for Salman Rushdie in the dark.


How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to call the cleaning lady and the other two to feel guilty about having to call the cleaning lady.



How many zionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - one to stay home and try to convinve someone else to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in and another to proclaim that the whole Jewish nation stands behind their actions.




How many scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but if you want a cleared bulb it'll take years and years and set you back a quarter million bucks.




How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.