[newberger]

How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows! We still use candles.

[newberger]

Ummmm, I didn't read Jael's Catholic version.

Oops! Some Ortho's will not like me for duplicating a
Roman joke. I was going to answer:

Change?

But that's taken by Baptists. :-(

So I'll try again.

They say that there are two paths to change in Orthodoxy.
The fast route takes 400 years.

So the answer to "How many Orthodox does it take to change
a lightbulb is: "Ten, if you are in a hurry. One for each
of the ten generations you'll have to wait".

P.S. All lightbulb changers must be male.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

The way that really goes is like this:

How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?

[this answer works best when gasped in a heavy and horrified Slavic, Greek or Russian accent] Change?