[drstevej]

***I suppose the only way to know the truth would be to take our cardiac temperatures, huh?***

You're not trying to get me to discuss meat thermometers again, are you?

I would never suggest actually using a meat thermometer to measure the caloric level of a living human torso (are you lurking, White Mountain?).

However, you could slap a piece of bacon on your chest and see if it sizzles.

"If the bacon frys, it can't be lies!"

[Wrigley]

"If the bacon frys, it can't be lies!"

ROTFLMHO LOLOL

[P-Marlowe]

You're not trying to get me to discuss meat thermometers again, are you?

I musta missed it. I suppose a meat thermometer could prove to be an effective scientific instrument for testing the Mormon "born again" experience, eh?

The problem is that we would need to follow the bicycle guys around until they find a new recruit and then when he prays the "show me a sign, Lord" prayer, we could strap the thermometer on their chest and see if it really burns.

If the temperatures rise, it can't be lies.