[BlackElk]

Apparently you must have been ignorant when you imagined yourself Catholic which is why you have abandoned the One True Faith for where you are now, without Mass or sacraments, and outside of the Church which Jesus Christ founded just so that you may indulge YOPIOS. What a mess of pottage and you having had an Irish grandmother!

[berned]

you have abandoned the One True Faith for where you are now, without Mass or sacraments,

... and also "ever-virgins" who inconveniently have FIVE SONS!!!! LOL!!!