Or maybe they have been predestined to eat lunch today instead of being on this thread. :)
1.How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray the light bulb will be one that has been chosen to be changed.
2.How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Change???
3.How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
4.How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, because any more might result in too much cooperation.
5.How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
6.How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Its our light bulb, all you gentile dogs stay away from it.
6.How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
Jhn 1:4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Jhn 1:5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
Jhn 3:19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
No man seeketh after God Mack even your joke testifies to that