[daffyduct]

I have heard that in a collective bargaining agreement between God and the Devil, Lucifer himself agreed to give all of his demons a day off work on Tuesdays, thus allowing God to grant Priests a day off from celebrating Mass on those days also if they wish. The fact that 9/11 took place on a Tuesday last year does lead us to believe that Lucifer is not to be trusted at his word. Rumor has it he is paying double time and a half to any demons willing to attack the Church on Tuesdays, when the Church's defenses are low. At least EWTN's Priests are willing to work without additional pay to present the Mass on TV for Catholics who parish priests don't want to tamper with their morning Tee times at the golf course on Tuesdays.

[Romulus]

The fact that 9/11 took place on a Tuesday last year does lead us to believe that Lucifer is not to be trusted at his word.

As does the fact that Constantinople fell to the Turks on a Tuesday.