Baptism?
Ha ha ha. Very funny. I'm rolling on the floor right now.
You've just underlined the cruelty of the rejection of any cultural sensitivity for a poor redneck by a church that can otherwise encompass both G-d and the Devil.
Dear Zionist Conspirator,
Sorry, I was neither trying to be especially funny nor to give offense.
To me, it just seemed the most obvious answer.
You pointed out the substantial differences between the two persons, and asked what connects them. To me, common baptism into the Catholic Church would be a fundamental connection between any two persons. In my own view, that connection is more significant than any of the differences you pointed out.
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