Man, you ain't kidding. And I'm not even Catholic, but it's looking better all the time after trying to follow these folks, lol!
"And on that day the Lord said to those on His left, 'I was hungry and you discussed Calvinism, I was thirsty and you droned on and on about predestination, I was naked and you took pot shots at Luther and Spurgen, I was in prision and you were gathering footnotes for your next post...."
Matthew 25, NPV (New Pony Version)