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To: xzins
The solution is obvious, and originally proposed by Solomon in a different kind of case. Divide the body in two pieces, freeze half and burn the rest. That should satisfy everyone.

Hank

2 posted on 07/09/2002 5:00:12 PM PDT by Hank Kerchief
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To: fortheDeclaration; winstonchurchill; ShadowAce; P-Marlowe; Revelation 911; The Grammarian; ...
Check out Hank's #2. Who said Christians don't have a sense of humor!?!
3 posted on 07/09/2002 6:52:51 PM PDT by xzins
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To: Hank Kerchief
Oh Hank you bad boy:)
7 posted on 07/09/2002 7:07:19 PM PDT by restornu
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To: Hank Kerchief
Thank you Solomon. But there remains one problem. Do you slice him horizontally or vertically?
10 posted on 07/09/2002 7:52:08 PM PDT by P-Marlowe
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