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To: CubicleGuy;Dr. Eckleburg
You won't call him a prophet. But you treat him like one. In your eyes, he's done a better job of interpreting the scriptures than anyone else. He's added new terminology to the doctrines of the Bible that you accept, and it appears to me that you guys make more of being Calvinists than you do of being Christians.
He's your prophet, all right.

Ahhhh but will he ever be a god like Joe Smith.Will he ever have his own personal planet where he can take his harem for his daily sexual pleasure all the while being worshiped by the people (his soul childern) of his planet...

Naw the Calvinists would never buy that:>)

BTW do you guys think Jesus is a god yet?

You know it just dawned on me there are some similarities between Islam and LDS...both are very sexually oriented in the after life..that is kind of interesting

1,636 posted on 04/30/2002 8:56:27 AM PDT by RnMomof7
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To: RnMomof7
Ahhhh but will [Calvin] ever be a god like Joe Smith.

It's possible. But I'll leave that up to the Lord.

It doesn't matter what I think of Calvin. What matters is what you think of him. You treat him like a prophet, but you refuse to call him one. The inconsistency is glaring.

1,637 posted on 04/30/2002 9:05:47 AM PDT by CubicleGuy
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To: RnMomof7
BTW do you guys think Jesus is a god yet?

What a stupid, rude and insulting question!

You know it just dawned on me there are some similarities between Islam and Calvism...mom really does like them best(in a Tom Smothers sort of way(I he saw me so I know him))...Oh and both are sexually dysfunctional, Islam because mutilation, rape, and torture are not sex; Calvinism because flesh is so filthy... that is interesting!

1,651 posted on 04/30/2002 10:54:24 AM PDT by scottiewottie
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