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Quiz: Check Your Puritan "I.Q."
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Posted on 04/04/2002 5:59:25 PM PST by sola gracia
Ok, all of your professing Calvinists out there, take the quiz.
Check your Puritan "I.Q." Begin Test Now
You may share your results with us if you like.
TOPICS: General Discusssion
KEYWORDS: puritans; quiz
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To: sola gracia
Well, I only got 5, but I haven't read any of the Puritains yet. Does this mean that my belief is NOT based on a construct (as WC would have it)?
To: Concerto in D
"Oh, that is HYSTERICAL!!!!!! May I copy and send to the relatives..." Sure, I heard this long ago and I couldn't remember the exact way it went. (It's the punchline that's key.) I found it on the web, but it had the Catholics in the punchline. I cut and pasted it and changed it. Feel free.
"...(yes, all Dutch; yes, all attended Calvin)."
Well, that I know of, there's two dutch guys on these Calvinist threads and we both did! What's that tell you?
Jean
To: Concerto in D; RnMomof7; Wrigley; the_doc; CCWoody; Jerry_M; OrthodoxPresbyterian; irishtenor...
There was a barber in his shop one day when a Roman Catholic priest walked in and got a hair cut. When finished, the priest attempted to pay. The barber refused noting that it was his policy that men of the cloth receive free haircuts.
The next morning the barber awakens and leaves his home. As he opens the door he finds 6 bottles of wine on his door step.
Later, in his shop, a Lutheran minister walks in to get his hair cut. After the haircut the Lutheran minister attempts to pay. The barber again refuses and notes that it is his policy that men of the cloth receive free haircuts.
The next morning the barber awakens and leaves his home. As he opens the door he finds 6 pints of fine German beer on his door step.
Later, in his shop, a Baptist minister walks in to get his hair cut. After the haircut the Baptist minister attempts to pay. The barber again refuses and notes that it is his policy that men of the cloth receive free haircuts.
The next morning the barber awakens and leaves his home. As he opens the door he finds 6 bottles of grape juice on his door step.
Later, in his shop, a Dutch Reformed minister walks in to get his hair cut. After the haircut the Dutch Reformed minister attempts to pay. The barber again refuses and notes that it is his policy that men of the cloth receive free haircuts.
The next morning the barber awakens and leaves his home. As he opens the door, he finds 6 Dutch Reformed ministers on his door step....
Jean
To: RnMomof7
Did I tell you I am pathetic?? You're not pathetic... You're growing!!! Yes I did bump you on this post and yes I will add Calvin to word list next time. Remind me if I forget.
To: Jean Chauvin
HA!
To: sola gracia
I tried to take the test, and the button to score does not work in Opera (doesn't always render Java properly), and that is the only browser I have on this computer. I will have to wait until Monday and take it using my computer at work.
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posted on
04/05/2002 5:46:19 AM PST
by
Jerry_M
To: Jean Chauvin
The next morning the barber awakens and leaves his home. As he opens the door, he finds 6 Dutch Reformed ministers on his door step.... Predestined of course:>)
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posted on
04/05/2002 6:09:46 AM PST
by
RnMomof7
To: sola gracia
My score: 11
To: sola gracia
Since I am the one exception to the statement, "All men are liars", I will report that I got ALL of them correct. :D
To: RnMomof7
I got 6..but guessed ALOTDitto about guessing, and I got 5. ;^)
I guess we can be pathetic together.
-Kevin
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posted on
04/05/2002 7:41:58 AM PST
by
ksen
To: Jean Chauvin
The next morning the barber awakens and leaves his home. As he opens the door, he finds 6 Dutch Reformed ministers on his door step.... Jean help me, I don't get it.
To: sola gracia
11 of 12. The timeline did me in. Guess I'll have to surrender my doctorate in Reformation History!
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posted on
04/05/2002 7:58:23 AM PST
by
drstevej
To: sola gracia
This joke plays on the traditional "thriftiness" of us Dutchmen.
To: Right_Wing_Mole_In_Seattle
"This joke plays on the traditional "thriftiness" of us Dutchmen" You too?
Shall we play a round of 'Dutch Bingo'?
Jean
To: Jean Chauvin
To: ksen
Ditto about guessing, and I got 5. ;^) I guess we can be pathetic together. Hey Kev..together we are more than a perfect 10..we are 11.....way to gooooooooo.LOL
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posted on
04/05/2002 2:14:54 PM PST
by
RnMomof7
To: sola gracia;Jean Chauvin
Jean help me, I don't get it.LOL LOL LOL..And I am the one with a guessing 6..and I go to a Wesleyan church.......and I GOT IT ( but then I did have a Scotch grandfather..not by birth by bottle:>))
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posted on
04/05/2002 2:17:20 PM PST
by
RnMomof7
To: RnMomof7
Is there a shorthand for a gigglesnort? Because that is what I just did.
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posted on
04/05/2002 2:36:24 PM PST
by
Wrigley
To: Right_Wing_Mole_In_Seattle;Jean Chauvin;Concerto in D
It's a game where we sit around and compare names. It usually doesn't take too long to strike a match. Especially if you went to Calvin.
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posted on
04/05/2002 2:40:18 PM PST
by
Wrigley
To: Jean Chauvin
OH, MY. Haven't heard that one in a while.
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posted on
04/05/2002 2:41:31 PM PST
by
Wrigley
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