[RobRoy]

I would never have told Noah how to build the ark. As for what I'd do today, I think a comet or large meteor collision with the earth would make an excellent light show. Some microwave popcorn would top it off.

Let's face it, we all deserve it...

Aren't you glad I'm not God?

[DonnerT]

Aren't you glad I'm not God?

I guess the rest of the world is glad that neither of us is!

Make mine Orville Redenbacher with lots of coconut oil butter.
I wonder what the world population was when God drowned the rats?

[purereason]

"I would never have told Noah how to build the ark. As for what I'd do today, I think a comet or large meteor collision with the earth would make an excellent light show. Some microwave popcorn would top it off."

Why not throw it(the earth) into one of those big black holes.