[oldcats]

I got an idea...I will gladly give you some space on my domain to post that tripe, and all you will have to do is link to it. That way, us non-newcomers won't have to scroll down all the time.
Oldcats

[Dimensio]

I got an idea...I will gladly give you some space on my domain to post that tripe, and all you will have to do is link to it. That way, us non-newcomers won't have to scroll down all the time.

I've got some free webspace that I'd gladly donate. Perhaps have multiple locations in case on server goes down.

[Junior]

Don't bother. He won't listen. And, he's likely to try to have you banned.

[medved]

Here's a better idea: Donate the 386 to your favorite charity and buy a modern computer and a modern modem, for which scrolling is fairly painless.