If you were paying attention, Aquinasfan got an "I don't know" out of me on the woodpecker tongue. I give them out where they are merited.
The problem, as I explained to him, is you don't get much for things I don't know. Not if you're selling me that practically everything I do know is wrong. Especially if it's wrong because it's all really magic and not only I missed it but almost everybody did.
Why have I never been given a woodpecker tongue? [Ambiguous pronoun. Gotta watch that stuff.]