[Doctor Stochastic]

...how many people here can explain the logic behind using an exponential decay function in radiometric dating? Can you derive this yourself? Can you list the assumptions necessary to derive it?

Yes. Yes I can.

[Kyrie]

Yes. Yes I can.

Good! Anyone else? Where are all the usual suspects?

So far, Doctor Stochastic is the only one here entitled to use any radiometric dating arguments, if we subscribe to the article above.

P.S.: Any relation to Doctor Science?