That is proof that I am you and can't keep keep my role-playing straight.
Therefore, you should stop teasing me about my gall bladder.
You may have created me. My origins are so foggy that I just don't recall. One day, here I was, posting on FR. It's all such a mystery. Anyway, regardless of my beginnings, I have taken on a life of my own, like an evil character in an Australian Western, and now I am entirely beyond your control. Indeed, your creature is even better than you are, for I have a gall bladder! And you don't! Mmmmrrrruuuuhahahahah!