I know this was not a post to me, but I wish to commend you for your portrayal of Capt Queeg. It comes from the practiced art I mentioned and is apparently true to form for you so is rather representative versus misrepresentative.
To the annoying tune of "Girl Watcher:"
I'm a shape-shifter!
I'm a shape-shifter!
Feudin' with myself!
I'm a shape-shifter!
No heavy lifter!
Such a funny elf!