LOL, here's a life lesson for you: Out in the real world, if you find yourself sitting on a park bench downtown, and a homeless person starts talking gibberish at you, don't give them helpful eye contact, let alone engage them in debate.
Jenny, how many times do we have to tell you, stop hanging around Pioneer Square.
(Or, were you just taking a breather from the "mooning section" at "Doc Maynard's"?)