[PatrickHenry]

Fools! The Grand Canyon was formed when one of Apollo's chariot horses became lame one day and had to stop pulling the sun across the sky. Apollo unhitched him and continued on with only one horse -- which gave rise to the ancient expression "having a slow day." Anyway, the lame horse had to hoof it home, and naturally his equine schlong was dragging by the time he got to North America, and ... well, the Grand Canyon is the result. It's all documented in the Lost Archives of Olympus.

[VadeRetro]

Horsepuckey!

[AndrewC]

It's all documented in the Lost Archives of Olympus.

What has caused us to be graced with this visit from Olympus?