Ellen White: Teaches Jesus was a Sinner

Armchair Theologian ^ | February 24, 2016 | AC Theologian

[Elsie]

Name one anti-Catholic thread I have posted.

I guess all your anti-pope threads are not elgible since it appears that you do not consider him to be a TRUE Catholic.

[Elsie]

My barns Cats think that I am irresponsible if I fail to set their food out before 10 AM.

[Philsworld]

80% of the Vatican clergy are homosexual (documented 5 year study), not to mention those serving churches outside of it.

Now, “the Vatican has announced that individuals with same-sex attraction can pursue the priesthood in Italy, according to a document by the Italian Episcopal Conference...

https://www.crosswalk.com/headlines/contributors/milton-quintanilla/vatican-approves-guidelines-allowing-same-sex-individuals-to-pursue-priesthood-in-italy.html

[Elsie]

⁹ To some FREEPERS who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable: 

¹⁰ “Some men signed on to FR to perform daily ablutions,  one who hides behind a screen name of ebbtide and some others of various stripes. ¹¹ ET stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people— Telepathic Intruder, No name given, Frogjerk, Mean Daddy,  DMD13, Big Red Badger, mark17, metmom, SPIT! elsie—or even like this Responsibility2nd fella. ¹² I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’

¹³ “But the others stood at a distance. They would not even look up to heaven, but beat their breasts and pleaded, ‘God, have mercy on us, mere sinners.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Elsie]

Your homepage is SO accurate!!

[Elsie]

NOW you’ve done it!

By offending the FSM, you’ve doomed yourself to a dearth of goodies under your Festivus tree next year!

[Elsie]

Mine...

[Elsie]

“They don’t know they’ve been lied to and brainwashed,
because they’ve been lied to and brainwashed”

[Elsie]

Well, it DOES waste your time!

[Elsie]

Ma!!!

I need another bowl of popcorn!!

[Elsie]

I won't; because I'm not a liar, like the SDA's are.

[Elsie]

Isn’t this cute: SDA’s defending Prots and vice-versa.

Isn’t this cute: Catholics driving out the devil!

[Elsie]

Celibacy??

 1 Corinthians 7:3-5

“The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 
The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. 
In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 
Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. 
Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.”

(Unless you're MARY, of course.)

[Elsie]

Celibacy??

 1 Corinthians 7:3-5

“The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 
The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. 
In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 
Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. 
Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.”

(Unless you're MARY, of course.)

[Elsie]

They just do not go back far enough.

They seem to avoid any discussion about the seven churches in Asia...

[Elsie]

Do you see a problem with calling a seal of Christ satanic?

Is this an OFFICIAL teaching of the SDA religious organization?

[Elsie]

I guess some scriptures in the Book they compiled don't get much study...

1 Corinthians 7:2 Douay-Rheims Bible

But for fear of fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

[Elsie]

My corollary:

It’s easier to regret silently than to admit to others that you have been fooled.

[Z28.310]

Great quote!

[metmom]

Or a priest with a fondness for men or kids.......

But hey, once a priest, always a priest, so we keep being reminded by resident FRomans.