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To: Dave911

I don’t think that would or could happen. Jesus only needed to die once. His next visit will be to kick ass and chew bubblegum.*

* He’s all out of bubblegum.


7 posted on 05/31/2024 12:07:31 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Disambiguator

Jesus is coming back as Charles Bronson.


10 posted on 05/31/2024 12:10:28 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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