Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?" --Ben Kenobi
1 posted on
05/23/2024 1:28:02 PM PDT by
Morgana
To: Morgana
I'd like for someone to establish the Order of Discalced Osteenians.
2 posted on
05/23/2024 1:37:35 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
To: Morgana
Joel Osteen. I pray for him that he ends up in a less-hot section of Hell.
3 posted on
05/23/2024 1:42:40 PM PDT by
MeganC
(Ruzzians aren't people. )
To: Morgana
Surprised he didn’t have his name legally changed to O$teen.
4 posted on
05/23/2024 1:45:26 PM PDT by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: Morgana
Old couple setting on the front porch in their rockers on a Sunday listening to a preacher on the radio sitting between them.
The preacher says put one hand on the radio and one hand on what you want healed.
Old man puts his hand on the radio and one hand in his lap
his wife told him the preacher said heal not raise the dead.
5 posted on
05/23/2024 1:46:40 PM PDT by
Vaduz
To: Morgana
Well it worked for him didn’t it?$
8 posted on
05/23/2024 1:49:20 PM PDT by
NWFree
(Sigma male 🤪)
To: Morgana
Taking full advantage of LBJ’s tax free for no criticism of government deal.
The biblical prophets are known centuries later for criticizing government.
9 posted on
05/23/2024 1:50:03 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
To: Morgana
Joel preaches, ‘make me rich’ first, then maybe the blessings of God will be yours.
Pfft!
11 posted on
05/23/2024 1:54:06 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was dropped from the ping-list)
To: Morgana
One of the biggest problems with Osteen's Gospel is that he is teaching people (by his message and his example) to embrace the world of possessions/wealth (i.e., idols). Though these are not the kind of idols crafted from wood, stone, and metal, the love of material wealth is clearly demonic and replaces the love we should have for God.
As we all know, God is rather touchy about idol worship.;-)
15 posted on
05/23/2024 3:30:25 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(A person who seeks the truth with a closed mind will never find it. He will only confirm his bias.)
To: Morgana
Stolen from somewhere on the internet: “Joel Osteen looks like Martin Short and Tim Allen had a baby together, and now I can’t unsee that”
18 posted on
05/23/2024 3:39:59 PM PDT by
Skid289
(In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not. )
To: Morgana
” A lying tongue hates its victims, and a flattering mouth works ruin.”
I figure let the guy make his own way in life, he will have an eternity to ponder any bad choices....
19 posted on
05/23/2024 4:28:48 PM PDT by
ASOC
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