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6 posted on 05/05/2024 2:01:21 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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9 posted on 05/05/2024 2:19:52 PM PDT by ebb tide
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Looks like Pope Frankie has been confusing the Gospel of Lou Reed for the Gospel of Luke again and decided to take a little Walk On The Wild Side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w

Totally understandable and in character for this Pope.

Next up - Drag Queen Parable Hour in the Sistine Chapel.

Sister Selma Soul of the Order of The Sisters of Perpetual Indigence has come all the way from “The City By The Bay” to give a soulful read of - “Giving Thanks to Pachamama: A Glimpse Into a Pre-Inca Shamanic Ritual” .

Get there early to get the best seat in the pews with breathtaking views of the new Golden Calf exhibition in Vatican Gardens

When in Rome, Sister Selma has been working to bring another Bay Area tradition of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to the Vatican - it's beloved, world famous annual Easter event - The Hunky Jesus and Foxy Mary Pageant.

While Pope Francis confirmed that he was assigning his most intimate Cardinals to lead the event planning to insure it becomes the inspirational and inclusive success it could and should be, he regretfully informed the press that he must turn down the Sisters request that he be Master of Ceremonies for the pageant.

Pope Francis gave his most heartfelt endorsement to the blessed event, but he regretfully made it clear that he must turn down the Sister most generous offer to allow him to officiate at the event and provide the pageant winners with their just rewards.

With a twinkle in his eyes, he admonished the assemble media celebs a wry smile and a quick wink, “Who am I to Judge?”

Oh, and for all you fans out there,...... Jesus has left the building!

Pls forgive me Lord, it just seemed appropriate under the circumstances.

23 posted on 05/05/2024 6:27:06 PM PDT by rdcbn1
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