1 posted on
04/12/2024 3:33:56 PM PDT by
Morgana
To: Morgana
In my experience communion jokes never go over very well.
2 posted on
04/12/2024 3:37:37 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: Morgana
the agency behind the commercial, Lorenzo Marini Group, said it had intended to strike “a strong British-style note of irony” "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
4 posted on
04/12/2024 3:48:08 PM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Morgana; .45 Long Colt; Apple Pan Dowdy; BDParrish; Big Red Badger; BlueDragon; boatbums; ...
Jesus "Crisps" is blasphemous, but if they claimed that bread ceases to exist when the manufacturer utters words, since it has transubstantiated into Crisps, regardless of appearance - until the Crisps begin to manifest/appear to decay, at which point they no longer locally exist as well?
See THE LORD'S SUPPER
6 posted on
04/12/2024 3:48:40 PM PDT by
daniel1212
(Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
To: Morgana
Isn’t it the same as selling chocolate crosses during Easter?
7 posted on
04/12/2024 3:54:24 PM PDT by
kaktuskid
To: Morgana
Wait until the Mo-Ham-Mad ham comes out for iftar dinner.
8 posted on
04/12/2024 4:15:11 PM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Morgana
9 posted on
04/12/2024 4:29:38 PM PDT by
SauronOfMordor
(Either you will rule. Or you will be ruled. There is no other choice.)
To: Morgana
That is very tone deaf and disrespectful. But hey, anything for a laugh, right Amica?
15 posted on
04/12/2024 10:20:19 PM PDT by
Bullish
(...And just like that, I was off the ping list.)
To: Morgana
Bet Bergoglio wasn’t offended.
19 posted on
04/13/2024 8:29:43 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Morgana
20 posted on
04/13/2024 8:36:43 AM PDT by
mewzilla
(Never give up; never surrender!)
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