OK You have convinced me.
Jesus has come again.
We are now in the blessed and happy Kingdom of God.
I can tell from seeing and hearing what is going on all around.
“Most Christians think of the Second Coming of Jesus as a five-foot-five Jewish man (with long hair and ancient Jewish clothing) literally riding on a cloud down to earth—and walking around the streets of Jerusalem.”
Really? Why a five-foot-five Jewish man (with long hair and ancient Jewish clothing)? I can’t say that resembles any vague concept of Jesus that I had, I pictured Jesus as fairly tall, and dressed in “modern” clothing or whatever they wear in heaven. And where did the author get a consensus view of what “most Christians” think Jesus would look like? I haven’t the faintest idea what anyone else would be expecting, but I have the feeling that short Jew is not up there in top spot. I have on occasion said “Jesus Christ” after watching Larry David but it wasn’t for that reason ... I recall hearing about a mile-high Jesus once, not sure if it meant a mile tall or he would return to earth in Denver.