[Secret Agent Man]

And they say WE’RE the evil ones.

[Mogger]

You should be able to murder your kid at any time as long as you are paying the bills. The kid is 27 and still living in your basement? Post birth abortion!

The kid turns out to be an alphabet soup kid, a Hamas supporter or a liberal and you are still paying the bills? These are all signs of incurable mental illness. Post birth abortion!

Of course, in return for this, after you retire, if you are becoming a problem for your kids, they can "off" you too, and collect their inheritance before you spend it.

Run that idea by an elderly liberal...