Half way through that senseless gobbledygook, I knew who posted it without even looking.
It was too incoherent to be anyone else.
A lot of people can’t “halt kup” (Yiddish for hold their head.... follow) Ezekiel.
Zeke here is a David midrash I’m sure you’ve seen.
https://www.chabad.org/theJewishWoman/article_cdo/aid/280331/jewish/Nitzevet-Mother-of-David.htm