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Woke Church’s Storytime About Noah and the Flood Is About As Bad As You’d Expect
Protestia ^ | September 15, 2023 | staff

Posted on 09/15/2023 8:09:17 AM PDT by Morgana

During a recent service Interfaith Pride Celebration, which included congregants and ‘pastors’ from other nearby UCC churches and they still couldn’t fill the room, the Rev Bailey led the church through a read-and-response call to worship, which had the bastardized phrase “We praise God, for we are queer-fully and wonderfully made.”

She also laments that the church condemns trans and ‘2-spirited’ identities and then recounts the story of Noah and the flood to some children who hadn’t heard it before, and her version is about as bad as one could expect.

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1 posted on 09/15/2023 8:09:17 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Inventing and worshipping a fake god who approves of sexual deviancy is no better than worshipping Zeus or Apollo.


2 posted on 09/15/2023 8:16:45 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Morgana
My Bible says in the flood story that when God made the unclean animals come He had to make them arrive as one male and one female. Not two males or two females or a male and a confused. Of course, the clean animals God made come in as sevens.

There's a reason the pairs had to have one male and one female.

3 posted on 09/15/2023 8:21:06 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Morgana

which begs the question, where will they be when that Ark once again raises in the midst of debauchery as that Trumpet sounds. Left behind? Or repentant?


4 posted on 09/15/2023 8:22:40 AM PDT by patriot torch (..)
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To: Morgana

UCC. Enough said.


5 posted on 09/15/2023 8:25:25 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

UCC is prime example that just because you put Christ in the name, it does not mean you believe his teachings. They are Christian in name only (CINO)


6 posted on 09/15/2023 8:33:05 AM PDT by RainMan (Democrats ... making war against America since April 12, 1861)
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To: patriot torch

That’s what the rainbow really means. God’s promise to never do that again.


7 posted on 09/15/2023 8:38:34 AM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die.)
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To: Morgana

Sickening. Pride is a deadly sin. They will be damned to hell.


8 posted on 09/15/2023 8:38:57 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (The Delay Trump’s trial, delay. Elect Trump President. Trump pardons himself. )
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To: stevio

yup!


9 posted on 09/15/2023 8:43:14 AM PDT by patriot torch (..)
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To: Morgana

Results of the 40 days of rain on Noah were not that uniform; Dallas only got 1/2 inch of rain.


10 posted on 09/15/2023 8:52:01 AM PDT by chopperk
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To: Morgana

“Interfaith Pride Celebration”

Why not “Chocolate Donut Faith Day”?
. . . “Wake up as whatever you want” Retreats?

. . . Or my fav, “428 Cobra Jet Exaltation Week”!

Zoom Zoom!


11 posted on 09/15/2023 8:57:52 AM PDT by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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To: stevio; patriot torch
That’s what the rainbow really means. God’s promise to never do that again.

Almost but not quite. In Genesis 9:15 God explains that the rainbow means He won't use a flood to do it the next time. Or as Peter wrote in 2nd Peter 3:7 (I'm including verses 5 and 6 to show the context of creation, the flood, and future judgement):

5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly.

12 posted on 09/15/2023 9:23:37 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Tell It Right

My only attempt of comparison was that of the symbolic events between the Ark raising in the flood to the raising of Believers during a time of debauchery upon the face of the Earth. This will be known as the Rapture in 1 Thessalonians 4:13-18

hence, “such as in the days of Noah....”

both of which are real events.


13 posted on 09/15/2023 9:45:06 AM PDT by patriot torch (..)
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To: Telepathic Intruder
Inventing and worshipping a fake god who approves of sexual deviancy is no better than worshipping Zeus or Apollo.

No. It is much much worse.

14 posted on 09/15/2023 12:43:43 PM PDT by Salman (It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along. )
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To: Salman

True, the blasphemous nature of it only serves to anger God.


15 posted on 09/15/2023 2:22:55 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: stevio; patriot torch
That’s what the rainbow really means. God’s promise to never do that again.

Actually there is more to it. Typically, God is light and light is a trinity. The part of God that we can see is Christ and the part of light that we can see is the rainbow. Behold he cometh with clouds.
Genesis 9:16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.

16 posted on 09/16/2023 11:15:20 PM PDT by Seven_0 (You cannot fool all of the people, ever!)
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