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Man Lights Himself On Fire Trying To Burn Down a Florida Church
MRC TV ^ | August 28, 2023 | Brittany M. Hughes

Posted on 08/28/2023 2:24:21 PM PDT by Morgana

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Florida man and caught on video too
1 posted on 08/28/2023 2:24:21 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Not the smartest guy in the country.


2 posted on 08/28/2023 2:25:58 PM PDT by ncfool (America has died we are living in the united socialist states of aMeriKa)
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To: ncfool

Indeed, he’s probably just another hedonistic scumbag who’s upset they can’t kill babies anymore.


3 posted on 08/28/2023 2:31:24 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Morgana

Demon possession. The NT accounts tell of a demon-possessed man who would cast himself into fire.


4 posted on 08/28/2023 2:32:08 PM PDT by fwdude (.)
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To: Morgana

...And then The Lord said:
“Come On, Baby....Light My Fire!!”


5 posted on 08/28/2023 2:34:20 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Morgana

No, he did not light himself.
Devil just tried to drag him to Hell...


6 posted on 08/28/2023 2:34:30 PM PDT by doomtrooper99 (We went to sleep in America. We woke up in a banana republic.)
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To: Morgana

He’ll be hard to beat for this year’s Darwin Award.


7 posted on 08/28/2023 2:37:00 PM PDT by GAgal
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Man Lights Himself On Fire Trying To Burn Down a Florida Church

Just when you think there are no feel-good stories left.
8 posted on 08/28/2023 2:39:40 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Morgana

I love it when a plan comes together.


9 posted on 08/28/2023 2:40:11 PM PDT by JayGalt (A proud slave must be broken before the contagion spreads. Ever was it thus.)
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To: ncfool
Another dimwitted satanist, no doubt.
10 posted on 08/28/2023 2:43:03 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason (To solve the Democrat problem, the RINO problem must first be solved.)
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To: Morgana

He had to hot foot it out of there


11 posted on 08/28/2023 2:43:39 PM PDT by j.havenfarm (22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: Morgana

Could be Florida trans man (woman). If so, were won’t be seeing a manifesto any time soon.


12 posted on 08/28/2023 2:43:43 PM PDT by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: ncfool

I know of a case where an arsonist was contracted to burn down a pizzaria. He broke in in the middle of the night and started spreading gasoline. It never occurred to him that pizza ovens have pilot lights. They found him smoldering in the parking lot.


13 posted on 08/28/2023 2:44:20 PM PDT by Cautious Optimism
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To: lee martell
"...And then The Lord said: “Come On, Baby....Light My Fire!!”"

--- Except this year, it was "Come on, Baby....Light my Feet!

14 posted on 08/28/2023 2:48:04 PM PDT by CFW (I will not comply!)
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To: fwdude

Sounds like the last day of Burning Man.

They have a big security operation to prevent people from running into the flames.


15 posted on 08/28/2023 2:49:08 PM PDT by Reverend Wright ( Everything touched by progressives, dies !)
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To: Morgana

Ok. I’m good with that.


16 posted on 08/28/2023 2:54:27 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan ( Bring back insane asylums)
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To: Morgana

Why am I suddenly thinking of Blue Oyster Cult? I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you.


17 posted on 08/28/2023 3:02:44 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: Morgana

DOH!


18 posted on 08/28/2023 3:03:03 PM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉)
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To: Morgana

Betcha he’s found smoking.


19 posted on 08/28/2023 3:06:24 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Morgana

God definitely has a sense of humor.


20 posted on 08/28/2023 3:09:44 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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