The only reason Chinese people aren’t the rudest people on Earth, is that Indian people exist.
Yup. My last name is English and when Indians piss me off I like to casually bring the topic of British's Empire up. I start out by mentioning how America was lucky enough to kick the British out even though I am part British and then I ask what Indian did to get rid of them. They Indians just basically disgusted the British until they just walked away from them at America's insistence.
You got that right.