For real you all someone recently told me about these religious news sites and that they reported church shenanigans. I never dreamed in a million years it was this crazy.
They were inspired by the Blazing Saddles campfire scene. (Check tagline.)
Has she answered the question of How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Pastors who, in my opinion, aren’t very bright, try to bring an understanding of God to the masses by describing God in mundane and banal terms. In heaven God and I aren’t going to be to sitting around together in our socks eating Cheese Curls and watching football.
“...he is a “lot more fun” than we all think...”
I would agree with that lady about that. God is EVERYTHING more than we all think. Or could even begin to imagine.
>> It really doesn’t get much more blasphemous than that.
Pope Francis the Queer bringing Pachymama pagan idols into the Vatican is WAAAAY more blasphemous than joking about angels passing gas.
I that was my church, and the authorities were to chicken to throw her over the side, that would be my signal that it was no longer the right church for me. This is someone who hopes to take control of that parish via her Shock & Awe methods of debauchery.
And yet I doubt this “pastor” would ever mock Buddha or mohammed.
Not only is this blasphemous, it exposes what this nitwit considers “fun”. What a silly, stupid, vapid, dangerous female.
Just another sign of the approaching apocalypse.
This certainly gives a whole new picture to Gabriel blowing his horn to mark the end of the world.
I am pretty sure she never does a Bible study on these verses.
2 Timothy Chapter 3
1This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; 5Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. 6For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, 7Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth. 8Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith. 9But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.
The true cause of thunder has been revealed.
This is disgusting.
I don’t expect she will be laughing on judgement day
Bethel Church is the same outfit that is the source of a lot of the praise music being sung in contemporary worship services in churches today. Every time their music is used, churches pay a licensing fee which is helping to support the Bethel Church blasphemy.
I brought this to pastors in my church and told them to eliminate this stuff along with Hillsong tunes and those produced by Elevation Church. These megachurches are fleecing uninformed congregations all over this country by producing praise music and profiting from its use in unsuspecting churches. Check out the Bethel Church musicians—Kari Jobe is one of them; she’s performed at their conferences.