Investigating churchgoers sure does improve workplace morale at the FBI. All those unpleasant criminals are really stressful to deal with. The FBI already has a four to one ratio on investigating congress and judges, so they need safe new case loads. Sundays are overtime as well.
One has to truly THINK about what motivates these people. When they get bored of church services they can go tune up on a few homeschooling pro life families. Self pleasuring either way.