[TonyM]

Why wouldn’t a demon pretending to be a man of god want to get rid of the enemy? Any real believer in Christ knows that the Romand Catholic Cult has been Satans for a very long time and that the Papacy has been a self regenerating anti-Christ since the fourth century. If you are one of the millions who were born into that false religion I beg of you to leave it and turn to Christ for for forgiveness and leave that man-centered idol worshiping cult behind. I fear your time is short so don’t wait!

[TonyM]

Dear Santa,

I would like the ability to spell correctly this year. I’ve been good, well kind of.

[Campion]

Yeah, definitely: leave the church Jesus founded for some man-made imitation. Then, when that doesn't work out, leave the first imitation for a second one, and then a third, and then a fourth, and so on. Eventually, you're reach true Christianity, like the Protestants in Norway, Sweden, and the Netherlands who are so perfected after 500 years of state-sponsored sola scriptura Protestantism that they don't go to church or even bother to get married.

After all, what did Jesus know, anyway? The gates of hell prevailed a long time ago, the Holy Spirit dropped the ball as soon as the last Apostle reached room temperature, and we can do a much better job reverse-engineering a church from the Bible given to us by a bunch of 4th century apostates.

/s in case anyone didn't get it.