That’s kind of a childish meme.
A more appropriate comparison would be NATO and CIS Collective Security Treaty. An intergovernmental military alliance between Armenia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Russia, Tajikistan and Uzbekistan
But there’s no getting through to you.
Every former east European captive nation has asked for or joined EU/NATO for good reason, not some pathetic asian Russian/Bananas-tan economic group. Too bad, you can't seem to understand their reasons.