Florida Pastor EXP0SED himself 0n Starbucks patio

Daily Mail UK ^ | June 29, 2022 | Dawson Speaks TV

[Morgana]

Florida Pastor EXP0SED himself 0n Starbucks patio

Of course it happened in Florida.

[Morgana]

For those who want to read it:

Florida pastor charged with exposing himself at Starbucks for second time
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida-pastor-charged-with-exposing-himself-at-starbucks-for-second-time/

KISSIMMEE, Fla. (WFLA) — The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office has charged a Kissimmee pastor with exposing his genitals outside of a Starbucks.

On May 9, a patron reported a man touching himself on the coffee shop’s patio and exposing himself to passersby. A Special Victims Unit investigation revealed that the man was Enginio Dali Muniz-Colon, who had been accused of similar charges from the same Starbucks location.

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[WMarshal]

Well, where else would you do it?

[dangus]

He looked at the spelling on his coffee cup, and screamed, “Does this LOOK like a vaginio?”

[Morgana]

In a Flordia Starbucks or Disney.

[Morgana]

Their coffee taste like over priced dishwater

[xp38]

Florida pastor man strikes!

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

He will use the Toobin defense and become a commentator on CNN.

[gitmo]

in my bedroom.

[Morgana]

What is the “Toobin Defense”?

[Worldtraveler once upon a time]

Toobin was caught masturbating in a video call, thinking no one would see. He is back on television as some kind of a "valued" commentator.

https://www.vulture.com/2021/06/jeffrey-toobin-returns-cnn-masturbating-zoom.html

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2021/06/10/jeffrey-toobin-apologizes-transgression-zoom-cnn-return/7641703002/

CNN. The most trusted name in....

[billorites]

[Morgana]

I must have missed that one but of course it would be CNN.

[devane617]

Is Disney going to support this guy and those like him? He is the “+”part of that LBGTQ+ stuff.

[SteveH]

this incident serves to justify the need for more sensible “gun” control laws, yada yada...

[TigersEye]

Really. It’s pretty much what Starbucks patrons deserve if you axe me.

[Pearls Before Swine]

He needed to cool down and stir his iced coffee.

[FormerFRLurker]

This was the second time he did this. Why didn’t they ban him from the store after the first time?

[TigersEye]

They kinda liked it.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]